Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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