When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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