Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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