well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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