I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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