What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
She told me I should be a condom model.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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