Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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