Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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