Well apparently he's into motor boating.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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