11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Randomize
