The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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