I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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