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just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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