Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
This is my life. Enjoy the view
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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