We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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