I don't think brook has ever known best
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize
