I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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