didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
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