i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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