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say what?
wanna hang out?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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