Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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