Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
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