I think my vagina is haunted
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
Randomize
