If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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