On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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