I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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