grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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