It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
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