i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
In other news, I just burned my penis
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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