is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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