next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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