Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
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