i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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