did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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