if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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