Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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