You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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