yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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