dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
