It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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