at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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