its not stalking. its research.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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