I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
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