She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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