I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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