The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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