ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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