double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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