How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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