I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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